I'm So Good Santa Came Twice Tee

The I'm So Good Santa Came Twice tee from Unethical Threads is the Christmas shirt your HR department has nightmares about. Dirty holiday humor printed on thick, heavyweight cotton. If you have to ask what it means, this one isn't for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who treat the holiday party like a contact sport. You show up, let the shirt do the talking, and watch everyone at the table either choke on their eggnog or high-five you.

This isn't for the person who plays it safe with a reindeer sweater. It's for the friend everyone texts about after the party. The one who made it memorable. The one who got uninvited from next year's and still considers that a win.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a gas station souvenir
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (Santa doesn't discriminate)
• Classic crew neck, because we're inappropriate, not experimental
• DTG print that keeps its color longer than your dignity at the Christmas party
• Preshrunk fabric, so what you order is what you get

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift if you know your audience. Give this to someone with no sense of humor and you've just created a situation. Give it to the right person and you're a legend until at least February.

The I'm So Good Santa Came Twice tee is made for Secret Santa exchanges where the budget is low and the chaos tolerance is high. Also works for White Elephant if you want to actually win instead of bringing another candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually inappropriate?

It's a double entendre, so it's exactly as inappropriate as your mind makes it. Some people will read it and laugh. Others will read it and blush. Both reactions are correct.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color through the wash. Follow the care instructions and you'll get years out of it.

Can I wear this outside of Christmas?

You can, but it hits different in December. That said, we're not your parents. Wear it in July if you want.