I'm So Sexy Even Life Gets Hard Tee

The I'm So Sexy Even Life Gets Hard tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton shirt for people whose self-image has absolutely no relationship with reality. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL. Wear it when your ego needs backup.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in self-esteem but not necessarily anywhere else. This is the shirt for whoever in the group chat always takes it one step too far and somehow gets away with it every single time. If your sense of humor is your most attractive quality (and you know it), congratulations, you're the target demographic.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because confidence comes in every size
• Crew neck, for people who let the shirt do the talking, not their chest hair
• DTG printed so the graphic stays crisp through every wash, unlike your life choices
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you actually know the person. This is not something you buy for a coworker you've spoken to twice. It's for your best friend, your sibling, or your partner who already walks around like they're a national treasure. Hand it over and watch them nod like, "Yeah. Accurate."

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I'm So Sexy Even Life Gets Hard tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter who's wearing it.

Is this shirt comfortable for everyday wear?

Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Wear it to brunch, the gym, your therapist's office. It handles all of the above.

Will this shirt shrink?

Follow the care label. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Treat it right and it treats you right.

Is this a good birthday gift?

If the person has a sense of humor and an ego that could use some validation, absolutely. If they cry easily, maybe get them a candle.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of moral ambiguity.