I'm Studying To Be An Astronaut First Mission Is To Uranus Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Studying To Be An Astronaut First Mission Is To Uranus Tee from Unethical Threads is the classiest way to make a Uranus joke in public. The punchline lives on the back of the shirt, so people only catch it when you're walking away. Which, honestly, is perfect timing.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who peaked in humor around age twelve and never looked back. The kind of person who gets a double-take at the cookout. Space nerds who want plausible deniability. Dads who've been workshopping this joke since their kid's first science project. If someone has ever texted you "you're terrible" with a laughing emoji, this is your shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (Uranus jokes are for every body)
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG printed for color that actually stays put
• Back print design: the setup is your face, the punchline is your exit

Does This Work as a Gift?

It's a great gift for someone you actually know. This is not a "safe pick for the office Secret Santa" situation. This is a "I saw this and immediately thought of you" gift for the friend who makes everyone uncomfortable at dinner. If the person you're buying for would laugh at a Uranus joke, you already know the answer.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you get to look normal until you turn around.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

Heavyweight cotton holds its shape. Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine.

Is this actually funny or just cringe?

If you're asking, it might not be for you. But the people who get it really get it.

What color shirts is this available in?

Black or white. Both let the back print pop.