I'm Studying To Be An Astronaut First Mission Is To Uranus Tee

The I'm Studying To Be An Astronaut First Mission Is To Uranus Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly the space pun graphic tee your inner twelve-year-old has been waiting for. Relaxed astronaut floating in zero gravity, destination clearly marked. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, no apology included.

Who actually wears this?

People who laugh at their own jokes and don't need you to join in.

This lands with the dad-joke crowd, space nerds who can't resist low-hanging fruit, and anyone whose sense of humor peaked early and stayed perfect. Great for barbecues. Terrible for job interviews. If you've ever dropped a Uranus joke at a dinner party and felt no shame, this is basically your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because space exploration is for every body type
• Crew neck (the astronaut would approve)
• DTG printed for color that survives the washing machine, not just the first wear
• Front print only, so your back can remain a mystery

Is this a good gift?

If you know the person's humor, absolutely.

This is the kind of gift that gets unwrapped, gets a laugh, and gets worn to Thanksgiving dinner. Pair it with a straight face when they open it. If you have to wonder whether they'd find it funny, they probably won't. That's on them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomy. Check the size chart, but most people find their usual size works.

Will the print crack or fade?
The DTG print holds up. Wash inside out on cold, tumble dry low, and the colors stay put.

What sizes do you carry?
S through 4XL.

Is this available in both black and white?
Yes. Both colorways are available.

Can I wear this around kids?
Technically it's just astronomy. Not your fault the planet has an unfortunate name.