I'm Vegan But I'll Put That Meat In My Mouth Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Vegan But I'll Put That Meat In My Mouth tee from Unethical Threads is a back print that works as both a vegan joke and a dirty joke simultaneously. The wearer never confirms which reading they meant. That's the whole bit.

Who actually wears this?

People who've heard "but where do you get your protein" one too many times and decided to just lean all the way in. Also, people who aren't vegan at all but think the double meaning is too perfect to leave on the shelf.

This shirt doesn't pick sides. It just sits there on your back, being devastatingly ambiguous while you walk away from everyone who just read it. Available in black or white, because your moral spectrum deserves options.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume from a novelty bin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because innuendo is for every body
• Crew neck, classic cut, no surprises up top
• DTG printed for color that holds up through your questionable laundry habits
• Back print design, so you can walk away and let the shirt do the talking

Is this a good gift for a vegan?

It's the best gift for a vegan who actually has a sense of humor. Which, contrary to popular belief, is most of them.

It also works for the friend who won't stop making vegan jokes at dinner. Or the person in your life who just likes a shirt that makes strangers do a double take. The I'm Vegan But I'll Put That Meat In My Mouth tee is one of those rare pieces that lands in any friend group, at any cookout, and at absolutely the wrong family gathering.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so you get to look innocent from the front and chaotic from behind.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?
Heavyweight cotton holds its shape well. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll stay the size you ordered.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers. No cracking, no peeling. The joke survives laundry day.

Can I wear this around my family?
You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is between you and whatever's left of your family's respect for you.