I'm Vegan But I'll Put That Meat In My Mouth Tee

The I'm Vegan But I'll Put That Meat In My Mouth tee from Unethical Threads works on every level you're reading it on. That's not an accident. Available in black or white for people who like their humor with plausible deniability.

Who actually wears this?

People who enjoy watching someone read their shirt, pause, and then read it again.

Vegans who can laugh at themselves buy this. So do people who have never touched a vegetable on purpose. If your humor lives in the gap between "that's about food" and "that is definitely not about food," you already know.

• Heavyweight cotton that makes cheap tees feel like tissue paper
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck. Some things don't need reinventing.
• DTG print for color that stays exactly where you put it
• Available in black or white. Pick the one that matches your soul.

Is this a good gift?

It's an incredible gift for someone who gets it, and a genuinely terrible gift for someone who doesn't.

Your college roommate who sends you memes at 2 AM? Perfect. Your partner who laughs at things they probably shouldn't? Also perfect. Your mother-in-law? Only if you've already decided the relationship is beyond saving.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how attached you are to your job.

What colors does this come in?

Black and white. Pick whichever matches your level of plausible deniability.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold its shape.

Is this about veganism or is it a dirty joke?

Yes.