In A Surveillance State We're All Cam Girls Tee (BACKPRINT)

The In A Surveillance State We're All Cam Girls tee is Unethical Threads at its most uncomfortably accurate. Every phone, doorbell cam, and traffic light has you performing whether you signed up for it or not. This back print says what your smart speaker already heard you say, and it comes in black or white.

Who actually wears a surveillance state shirt?

Privacy nerds, tech workers with guilty consciences, and anyone who puts tape over their laptop camera but still carries a phone everywhere. People who read the terms of service and still clicked agree.

If you've ever explained metadata to someone at a party, this is your uniform. It's the kind of shirt that says you're paying attention, even if nobody asked you to.

• Heavyweight cotton (the substantial kind, not the see-through gas station variety)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't bail after a few washes
• Design printed on the back, because surveillance works best from behind

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're shopping for has ever used the phrase "mass surveillance" in casual conversation, yes.

The In A Surveillance State We're All Cam Girls tee works for the terminally-online, the politically-aware, or anyone who thinks 1984 was supposed to be a warning. It pairs well with a VPN subscription and a general sense of unease about the state of things.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, which honestly makes it funnier.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.

Will the print fade or crack?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the design intact. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and the print stays sharp.

Is this a good gift for someone into privacy or tech humor?

Yes. If they've ever argued about end-to-end encryption at dinner, they'll appreciate this shirt.