In A Surveillance State We're All Cam Girls Tee

The In A Surveillance State We're All Cam Girls tee from Unethical Threads says the quiet part loud: every camera, sensor, and smart device turned us all into unwilling performers. Heavyweight graphic tee in black or white, sizes S through 4XL. Pairs nicely with existential dread.

Who's This Shirt Actually For?

Anyone who's noticed the privacy debate ended and privacy lost. The terminally online, the VPN enthusiasts, the people who tape over their laptop cameras while their phone listens to every word.

If you've ever said "I have nothing to hide" and then immediately felt weird about it, this is your shirt. It's for the crowd that processes dystopia through humor, which at this point is most of us.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of a surveillance state (and your dryer)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because v-necks are for people who still trust the government
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually lasts
• Available in black or white

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Honestly, yes. For the privacy nerd, the perpetually paranoid friend, or anyone who appreciates a bleak observation turned into something you can wear.

It's the kind of gift that makes someone laugh first and get a little quiet second. Those are the best gifts. Way better than another candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the In A Surveillance State We're All Cam Girls tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

What colors is this shirt available in?
Black or white.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print handles real life just fine. Turn it inside out, cold wash, and hang dry if you want to keep it looking sharp longer.

Is this shirt going to offend people?
Probably someone, somewhere. But the shirt is making a point about surveillance, not trying to start a fight. If someone gets upset, they might be missing the joke.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton. Thick, comfortable, and not see-through. Unlike your browser history.