Innocent Until I Get Caught Tee

The Innocent Until I Get Caught Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's technically never done anything wrong. Heavyweight cotton, text-only design, available in black or white. Consider it a public service announcement about your personality.

Who actually wears this?

The one with the alibi already prepared. You know the friend who ate the last slice while making eye contact? The coworker who left early and somehow nobody noticed for an hour? That person.

This shirt is just them being honest about it for once, which is kind of a big step if you think about it.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after a few washes (you're welcome)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because mischief comes in all sizes
• Crew neck, classic and clean
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp, not cracking like a bad alibi
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

Perfectly. This is the gift for the friend who always has plausible deniability locked and loaded.

The one who finishes the leftovers and shrugs. The one whose search history is probably fine but you wouldn't bet money on it. If you have to think about whether this fits someone, it fits them.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Innocent Until I Get Caught Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

Depends entirely on your workplace. If your boss has a sense of humor, go for it. If they don't, you probably need this shirt more than most people.

What's the print quality like?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printed, so the text stays crisp wash after wash. No cracking, no peeling, no slow fade into nothing.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of plausible deniability.

Is the design on the front or back?

Front only. The back is blank, so at least something about you is straightforward.