Insert Toes Here Tee

The Insert Toes Here Tee from Unethical Threads: a red arrow pointing up, a three-word instruction, and zero plausible deniability. Foot humor for people who already get it.

Who Actually Wears This?

People with great senses of humor and questionable search histories. The Insert Toes Here Tee sits right at the intersection of inside joke and public confession, and honestly, that's the sweet spot.

You'll get knowing looks from some people and confused stares from everyone else. Both reactions are equally entertaining.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually has some substance to it
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because some things just work
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail on you after a few washes
• Zero profanity on the actual shirt, so technically you can wear this to family dinner. Technically.

Is This a Good Gift?

Absolutely. The Insert Toes Here Tee is the kind of gift that makes someone laugh, immediately question your friendship, and then wear it every weekend. Works for white elephants, chaotic birthdays, or anyone who's ever been described as "a lot."

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt have profanity on it?

No. The design reads "Insert Toes Here" with an arrow. No swear words, which makes it technically safe for public.

What sizes does the Insert Toes Here Tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds up. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it's not going to ghost you after a few cycles.

Is this a foot fetish shirt?

That's between you and your browser history. We just make shirts.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves.