Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Crab Rangoon Tee

The Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Crab Rangoon Tee by Unethical Threads is a heavyweight graphic tee for people with firm boundaries and one very negotiable exception. You're off the grid. Unless someone's holding crab rangoon.

Who actually wears this?

People whose ideal social interaction is a delivery driver who doesn't knock.

Introverts, homebodies, the chronically unbothered. If your Friday night involves crab rangoon from the spot that knows your order and absolutely no eye contact with another human being, this shirt already belongs to you. It's also a dead-on introvert gift for the friend you never see because they're busy being happily unavailable.

• Heavyweight cotton. Substantial enough to double as emotional armor against small talk.
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL. Room to breathe, room to house an entire order of crab rangoon.
• Crew neck. Classic. Low maintenance. Like your social calendar.
• DTG print for color that lasts longer than your patience for group chats.
• Available in black or white.

Is this a good gift for an introvert?

It's the best kind of gift because they don't have to be around you to enjoy it.

If you know someone whose entire personality is staying home with Chinese takeout, this is the move. The crab rangoon specificity makes it personal without requiring a handwritten card or, god forbid, a phone call. Pair it with an actual order of crab rangoon and you've peaked as a gift giver.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the ink bonds into the cotton instead of sitting on top. The design holds up.

Does this come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your soul.

Is this a good introvert gift?

Great introvert gift. Especially if you include actual crab rangoon. They'll appreciate it from the comfort of their couch, alone, exactly where they want to be.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a DTG print. It's a real shirt, not a tissue-paper situation.