Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Pizza Tee

The Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Pizza Tee by Unethical Threads is a funny graphic tee for anyone who has answered the door exactly once this month, and it was for a large pepperoni. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, S-4XL. Pizza is the universal bribe, and this shirt knows it.

Who actually wears this?

People who have their pizza place on speed dial but let every other call go to voicemail.

The type who tracks a Domino's order with more intensity than they've given any real-life conversation this year. If you've ever ghosted a group chat for days but replied instantly to “want to split a pie,” the Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Pizza Tee is your personality in cotton form. Not antisocial, just selectively social, and the selection criteria is melted cheese.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a marinara hit and keep going
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (room for the aftermath of a whole large)
• Crew neck, because you're not going anywhere that requires a collar
• DTG printed so the graphic outlasts your willingness to make plans
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift for a pizza-obsessed homebody?

It's the best gift, because you don't even have to hand it to them in person.

Leave it on the porch next to the pizza. They'll open the door for the box and find a bonus. The Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Pizza Tee works for birthdays, holidays, or a “thinking of you but not enough to actually come over” gesture. Especially if the recipient has ever bailed on your dinner plans but ordered Domino's twenty minutes later.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Pizza Tee come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for you and whatever you just ordered.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your couch, since that's where you'll be.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. The DTG print holds its color. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it stays sharp.

Is this a good gift?
Yes. Especially for anyone who has ever canceled plans because their pizza arrived first.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Comfortable enough to live in, which is kind of the whole point.