Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Ramen Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Ramen Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print declaration for anyone whose ideal night involves broth, noodles, and exactly zero people. Whether your ramen loyalty started with a 25-cent flavor packet at 3am or a 45-minute queue for tonkotsu, this shirt speaks your language.

Is this for instant ramen people or real ramen people?

Both. That's the point.

The person who perfected their dorm-room technique (lid half-off, egg cracked in at the two-minute mark) and the one who drives 40 minutes for a properly jammy ajitama are the same person at different stages of life. This shirt doesn't judge your broth. It just tells everyone else to leave you alone while you're eating it.

• Heavyweight cotton. The kind you'd want between you and a bowl of tonkotsu.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room for post-ramen comfort.
• Crew neck. No frills up top. The statement is on the back.
• DTG print for color that lasts (you will rewear this).
• Design printed on the back. People see it as you walk away, which is exactly the energy.

Does this work as a gift for a ramen lover?

If they've ever described a soft-boiled egg as "perfect" with genuine emotion, yes.

The Introvert Do Not Disturb Unless Ramen tee is the kind of thing that makes a noodle obsessive feel understood without requiring them to discuss it, which they would prefer. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Introvert Ramen tee come in?

Unisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so no need to size up unless you want it extra roomy.

Is the design on the front or back?

Back only. The front is blank. People read it as you leave, which tracks.

Will this shirt shrink?

Heavyweight cotton holds its shape through normal washing. Follow the care label and you're good.

Is this part of a series?

Yes. There are several Do Not Disturb Unless designs, each with a different food. This one is ramen, because ramen people are a very specific breed.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Both available in S through 4XL.