Iran Out Of Gas Tee

The Iran Out Of Gas Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who hears "Iran" on the news and immediately thinks about their own empty tank. Front-print graphic of a guy staring at a tipped gas can like it personally betrayed him. Your crisis is closer to home.

Who actually wears this?

People who'd rather deal with a gas station walk than sit through one more cable news segment.

If your idea of a world crisis is checking your bank account after filling up, this shirt gets it. It's the quiet resignation of someone whose biggest international incident is a two-mile walk carrying a gas can. The kind of shirt you wear to the pump while the attendant tries not to laugh.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes like that gas station shirt you bought in 2019
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, even your uncle)
• Crew neck, because you're keeping it classic while your life falls apart
• DTG print, so the colors stay put. The frustration on that guy's face isn't going anywhere.
• Front-print design with a small collar text detail for the people who get close enough to read it

Is this a good gift?

Genuinely, yes.

For the friend who responds to every breaking news alert with "cool, but have you seen gas prices." For the coworker who treats running out of gas like a personal attack from the universe. For yourself, honestly, because you've been that guy staring at an empty tank wondering what you did to deserve this.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Iran Out Of Gas Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for pretty much everybody.

Will this shirt shrink?

Heavyweight cotton holds its shape. Follow the care label and you're good.

Is this shirt political?

Nope. The only statement it makes is that you ran out of gas and you're not happy about it.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders arrive within 5 to 10 business days. We'll send tracking so you can refresh it obsessively.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

DTG printing. The ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up.