Iran Out Of Gasoline And The Struggle Israel Tee (BACKPRINT)

This Unethical Threads backprint takes two country names and does exactly what you think it does. The Iran Out Of Gasoline And The Struggle Israel tee is for people who hear a news headline and immediately start workshopping puns nobody asked for.

Who actually wears this?

The person in every friend group who texts geopolitical puns to the group chat at 7 AM. You know exactly who that is. If you don't, it's you.

This is the kind of backprint that earns a slow head shake from the person behind you in the checkout line. That reaction is the whole point of owning it.

• Heavyweight cotton. Not the thin stuff that becomes see-through after one wash.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL. Room to breathe, room to gesture wildly while explaining your shirt.
• Crew neck. Classic.
• DTG printed so the design stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel.
• Backprint design. The full joke hits when you walk away. Front stays clean.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. The intersection of gas prices and Middle Eastern geography is not typically casual Friday material.

But look, if the person you're buying this for cares about that kind of thing, you probably wouldn't be on this page in the first place. You know your audience. Trust your instincts.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. The relaxed fit is forgiving, but check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or the back?
Backprint only. The front is blank, which gives you plausible deniability until you turn around.

What's the print quality like?
DTG (direct-to-garment) printing. The design is part of the fabric, not a sticker on top. It holds up in the wash.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on your workplace and how attached you are to your current employment.