Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Alcohol Tee

The Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Alcohol Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who hear "Iran" and immediately think about their liquor supply. Geopolitics? Pass. The only shortage that concerns you is the one in your fridge.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who'd rather toast to the punchline than argue about the headline.

This tee works at barbecues, tailgates, and any situation where your foreign policy expertise starts and ends with "where's the beer." Your uncle who makes the whole cookout uncomfortable? This is already his whole thing. You're just making it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually holds up (not that tissue-paper stuff you got at a concert in 2009)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not a V-neck person and we both know it
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors don't bail after three washes
• Available in black and white to match your varying levels of regret

Is This a Good Gift for Someone Who Drinks Too Much?

Absolutely. If they can laugh about it, they can wear it.

The I Ran Out Of Alcohol tee is the kind of gift that gets unwrapped at a party and immediately causes a scene (the good kind). Way better than another gift card they'll forget in a drawer.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for basically everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing locks the colors in for the long haul. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

Is this shirt about politics?
No. It's about running out of alcohol. The wordplay is the whole joke.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton. Substantial feel, not flimsy.

Can I wear this to a family gathering?
You can. Whether you should depends entirely on your family.