Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Beer Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Beer Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-printed drinking shirt for people whose foreign policy starts and ends at the bottom of a bottle. Just wordplay, a drunk old guy, and absolutely no political ambitions.

Is this a political shirt?

No. It's a beer shirt. The Iran/I ran wordplay is a drinking pun, not a foreign policy take.

The back features a visibly hammered guy surrounded by empties, which should clear up any confusion about the shirt's legislative priorities. You're not making a statement. You're making a bar tab.

• Heavyweight cotton that can absorb a spill and still look presentable (relatively speaking)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because beer doesn't discriminate
• Crew neck, because you're a person of simple tastes
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually survives the wash
• Design printed on the BACK, so you can walk away from conversations and still get laughs

Is this a good gift for a beer lover?

It's a great gift for anyone who treats happy hour like a competitive sport.

Perfect for the dad who peaked in a fraternity, the uncle who brings his own cooler to Thanksgiving, or your buddy who says "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a collector" about his empty bottle display. Pair it with a six-pack and you're gift of the year.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so the punchline only lands when you walk away.

What sizes are available?
Sizes run from S to 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but the relaxed cut is forgiving.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print holds its color wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra about it.

Is this shirt actually about Iran?
It's about running out of beer. The Iran part is wordplay. If you're looking for geopolitical commentary, wrong aisle.

What material is the shirt?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Solid feel, not one of those tissue-paper tees that dissolve after three washes.