Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Beer Tee

Unethical Threads made a shirt about running out of beer, dressed it up as geopolitical commentary, and called it a day. The Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Beer Tee is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone whose foreign policy begins and ends at the bottom of a bottle.

Who actually wears this?

People who think wordplay about international affairs and alcohol is peak comedy.

Your uncle who watches the news but only retains the beer commercial breaks. The guy at the cookout who won't stop with the puns until someone hands him another cold one. If you've ever responded to a headline by checking the fridge instead, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles your worst decisions at the bar and the laundromat
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because bad puns come in every size
• Classic crew neck (the Switzerland of necklines)
• DTG print for color that doesn't quit, even when you do
• Front graphic featuring a gentleman who's clearly been through some things, all of them beer-related

Is this a political shirt?

No. It's a drinking shirt that happens to know one country's name.

The only statement this tee makes is that you're out of beer and you'd like that to change. If someone tries to start a foreign policy debate, just point at the guy on your chest. He's not taking questions either.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everyone.

Is the print going to fade?

DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Your beer pun will outlast most of your relationships.

Is this shirt offensive?

It's a pun about running out of beer. If that offends someone, they probably drank your last one.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Comfortable enough to nap in after you find more beer.

Is this a good gift for a beer lover?

If they laugh at bad puns and drink beer, this is basically a personality portrait. Yes.