Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Liquor Tee

The Iran This Iran That All I Know Is I Ran Out Of Liquor Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who hear "Iran" and immediately think about their liquor supply. Not political commentary. Just a cry for help from the bottom of an empty bottle.

Who actually wears this?

People who've exhausted their liquor cabinet and their patience for current events.

If your response to world news is to check whether the bar is stocked, this shirt gets you. It pairs well with a refilled glass and the confidence of someone who chose booze over opinions.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate the first time your washing machine looks at it
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, we're inclusive about it)
• Classic crew neck, because you're not a V-neck person and we both know it
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid long after your liquor cabinet doesn't
• Machine washable, tumble dry low. We trust you to handle the basics.

Is this actually about Iran?

No. It's about running out of liquor.

If you hear "Iran" and your first thought is checking the bar, you already get it. For geopolitical commentary, you're on the wrong website. This is an apparel brand run by people who think the funniest thing about the news is how badly you need a drink to watch it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt a political statement?

No. It's a drinking joke built on a pun. The "Iran" is wordplay for "I ran," as in running out of liquor. That's the whole bit.

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. Follow the care instructions (machine wash cold, tumble dry low) and it'll hold up.

Is this a good gift for someone who drinks?

If they laugh at puns and they've ever complained about running out of booze, yes. It's basically a personality test in shirt form.

What's the shirt material?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Solid, comfortable, not paper-thin.