Is Buttcheeks One Word Or Should I Spread Them Apart Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Is Buttcheeks One Word Or Should I Spread Them Apart Tee from Unethical Threads asks a legitimate grammar question. It's printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you look perfectly normal to anyone who hasn't walked behind you yet.

Who's this shirt actually for?

Anyone who treats punctuation as a spectator sport.

Bachelor parties, bar crawls, group trips where at least one person needs to be the problem. It's the gag gift that looks like zero effort but hits harder than anything wrapped in tissue paper. The back print means you're broadcasting exclusively to the people behind you, which, depending on the context, is either a public service or a cry for help.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because poor decisions come in every size
• Crew neck, clean front (you look normal from this side, promise)
• DTG print for color that survives the wash cycle and the morning-after shame
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gag gift?

It's a great gag gift.

The kind that gets unwrapped and immediately tried on, not the kind that gets a polite thank-you and lives in a drawer. Perfect for bachelor parties, birthdays, or anyone whose sense of humor you trust but whose judgment you question. If you're second-guessing whether the recipient will find it funny, they're probably not the right recipient.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back only. The front is completely blank, so you look like a normal, well-adjusted person from the front.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up fine. We can't help you if you dry it on the surface of the sun.

Is "buttcheeks" one word?
On this shirt it is. Beyond that, we're not qualified to offer editorial guidance.

What colors does this shirt come in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your moral flexibility.