Is Buttcheeks One Word Or Should I Spread Them Apart Tee

The Is Buttcheeks One Word Or Should I Spread Them Apart Tee from Unethical Threads poses an urgent question of grammar and anatomy. Available in black or white, this text-only graphic tee delivers the kind of joke you can only get away with if you commit to the deadpan.

Where do you even wear this?

Everywhere you want to be remembered.

Bar crawls, bachelor parties, group trips, tailgates. Anywhere the dress code stops at "please wear a shirt." This is the tee that makes the whole group photo. The one your friends screenshot and send to the group chat without telling you.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper sample
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because this joke works on every body type
• Classic crew neck (keeping it formal)
• DTG printed for color that survives your worst decisions and your washing machine
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone you genuinely like.

Not "coworker you drew in Secret Santa" territory. More "best friend's birthday, the one where you're trying to one-up last year." Works for gag gifts, white elephants, or just telling someone you saw this and immediately thought of them. Which, depending on the person, is either flattering or deeply concerning.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is buttcheeks one word?

Grammatically, yes. Buttcheeks is a closed compound noun. This shirt just asks the follow-up nobody was brave enough to.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds up. Ignore them and that's between you and your dryer.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.

What colors does this come in?

Black and white.