It Ain't Gonna Lick Itself Tee (BACKPRINT)

The It Ain't Gonna Lick Itself Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint-only shirt that frames the filthiest suggestion in the English language as a household chore. Somebody has to do it. Blank from the front, absolutely unhinged from behind, available in black or white on heavyweight cotton.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who treat bad decisions like items on a to-do list.

This is the shirt for Mardi Gras, bachelor and bachelorette parties, festival weekends, and any night where someone has to step up and nobody's volunteering. The design lives on the back, so you look completely respectable from the front. You deliver the line over your shoulder and keep walking. No eye contact, no follow-up, no accountability.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because this shirt has enough going on already
• DTG printed so the ink bonds into the fabric, not sitting on top waiting to peel
• Available in black or white

Can You Give This as a Gift?

You absolutely should.

This is the present for the person in your life who has never once let innuendo pass them by. Bachelor parties, dirty Santa, "I saw this and immediately thought of you" situations. The relaxed unisex fit means you don't have to stress about sizing. Just pick their color and let the backprint handle the rest. They'll never see the reactions, and honestly, that's the best part.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is printed on the back only. The front is completely blank, so you look normal from the front. The party is behind you.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print hold up in the wash?
Yes. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the design keeps its color through repeated washing.

Is this a good bachelor party shirt?
It was practically made for bachelor and bachelorette parties, Mardi Gras, bar crawls, and any event where good decisions go to die.

Does it come in different colors?
Available in black or white.