AAA It Is What It Is And Its Not Great T Shirt

The It Is What It Is And Its Not Great tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's done pretending things are fine. A defeated little bear says what you're thinking so you don't have to. Sarcasm in cotton form.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who answer "how are you?" honestly.

If your default mood is a resigned shrug and you've made peace with the fact that optimism just isn't happening, this shirt gets it. It's for the friend in the group chat who responds to good news with "cool, anyway." You know who you are.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't finish
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, we don't gatekeep disappointment)
• Classic crew neck because you're keeping it simple, like your expectations
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay vivid long after your enthusiasm fades
• Pre-shrunk. At least one thing in your life won't let you down.

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a great gift.

This is the shirt you buy for the friend who texts "it is what it is" at least three times a week. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. If they laugh, they needed it. If they sigh and nod, they really needed it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomy. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people are happy with their usual pick.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the colors and lines stay put. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL. We don't gatekeep sarcasm.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

Depends on your workplace. If your coworkers laugh at it, you're fine. If HR sends you an email, that's between you and HR.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 3 to 5 business days. Printed on demand, so give it a minute. Good things (and mildly depressing things) take time.