It Was Only A Kiss - Judas Betraying Jesus Easter Tee

The It Was Only A Kiss tee from Unethical Threads takes the most dramatic betrayal in history and soundtracks it with The Killers. Judas, Jesus, and Mr. Brightside on one shirt. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

People who know every word to Mr. Brightside and also sat through enough Sunday school to catch the reference immediately. It's the overlap of 2000s karaoke energy and childhood religious education. The kind of person who shows up to Easter brunch looking for a reaction. If your family group chat has ever gone silent because of something you wore, this one's for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (Judas-level betrayal comes in all sizes)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that doesn't fade or crack, which is more than you can say for most friendships
• Preshrunk, so it fits the same on Easter and every Sunday after

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly, and that's kind of the point. Look, if someone at your Easter gathering can't handle a Mr. Brightside and Bible crossover, they were going to find something to be upset about anyway. This shirt doesn't punch down. It punches sideways, at a 2,000-year-old story that literally everyone knows. Wear it with confidence.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about Mr. Brightside?
It's the Judas-Jesus kiss meets The Killers' biggest hit. Two betrayals, one shirt.

What sizes does the It Was Only A Kiss tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is this appropriate for Easter?
Depends on your family. It's biblically accurate and musically on point. Whether that flies at your table is between you and your relatives.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up.

Is this a good gift for someone who loves memes?
If they've ever sent a Mr. Brightside meme or made a Judas joke, yes. This is their shirt.