Its 5AM Somewhere Tee

The Its 5AM Somewhere Tee from Unethical Threads is for the person who treats sunrise as a technicality. A heavyweight cotton graphic tee with a front print and collar detail for the crowd still going when the sun comes up. Your uniform for mornings you didn't plan on seeing.

Who actually wears this?

The friend everyone texts "are you still up?" at 4:47 AM. The one who treats "one more song" as a binding verbal contract.

You know exactly whether this is your shirt or not. If you have to think about it, it probably isn't. But if you saw the graphic and immediately sent it to someone, congratulations, you found your people. The Its 5AM Somewhere Tee exists for the nights that turn into mornings that turn into "I should probably eat something."

• Heavyweight cotton that survives whatever your night turns into
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because questionable life choices come in every size
• Crew neck with front graphic and a small collar text detail for the observant
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors outlast your excuses
• Machine washable, which, given the context, you will absolutely need

Is this a good gift?

Only if you actually know the person.

This is not a safe pick for a coworker you've spoken to twice or your girlfriend's dad. It's the shirt you buy for the friend who always has a story that starts with "so at like 4 AM." The one who's never once said "I should probably head out." If you have that person in your life, this is their shirt. They might already know it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Its 5AM Somewhere Tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed, meaning the ink is embedded in the fabric instead of sitting on top. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.

Is this shirt going to offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the point. If you're asking, you already know the answer.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Feels substantial, not flimsy.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work. We're not qualified to make that call for you.