It's My Birthday Do I Get A Blowjob Tee (BACKPRINT)

The It's My Birthday Do I Get A Blowjob Tee from Unethical Threads prints one shameless question across the back of a heavyweight cotton tee. The front stays blank. You walk into your birthday party and let your back do the asking while you pretend not to know what everyone's laughing about.

Who wears this to their own birthday?

People who'd rather let the shirt ask than say it themselves. That's the whole bit.

The design is on the back, which means you're broadcasting "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY DO I GET A BLOWJOB?" to every stranger behind you in line, every person at the bar you've already walked past, every friend who spots you from across the room. You never have to watch it land. Plausible deniability is built into the shirt placement.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up to birthday-level abuse
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because this shirt does not need a V to be doing what it's doing
• DTG printed for color that survives the wash cycle and the morning after
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good birthday gift?

It's a great birthday gag gift if you know the person well enough. And if you're buying it for yourself, even better.

This is a funny birthday shirt for someone who's spent every year saying "I don't want a big deal for my birthday" and means the opposite. Works for the 21st, the 30th, the 40th, the "I stopped counting" birthday. If they laugh, they'll wear it. If they blush, they'll still wear it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back?
The design is printed on the back only. The front is completely blank, so nobody you're facing sees it. Only the people behind you get the message.

What sizes does this come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Does this work as a birthday gift?
Absolutely. It's one of the best funny birthday gag gifts for someone who can take a joke and isn't afraid to wear one.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print is made to hold its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of commitment.