It's My Birthday Do I Get A Blowjob Tee

The It's My Birthday Do I Get A Blowjob Tee by Unethical Threads is for anyone who thinks their birthday entitles them to ask the impossible out loud. Available in black or white, this is the shirt equivalent of swinging for the fences with absolutely no expectation of contact.

Who actually wears this?

People with birthdays and no filter. This is the shirt you throw on for a birthday bar crawl, a group trip, or any celebration where you've collectively agreed that shame is staying home tonight. It's also the single greatest birthday gag gift you can hand someone in front of their entire friend group, especially if their parents are watching.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your birthday weekend and every regrettable decision that follows
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that doesn't quit, even when your dignity does
• Available in black or white, because your birthday, your call

Is this a good birthday gift?

It might be the best birthday gift you'll ever give. Anyone can show up with a card. This shirt is the gift that gets opened, immediately photographed, and posted before the person even puts it on. If you're buying it for yourself, respect. You already know what you want for your birthday.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt actually say?

"ITS MY BIRTHDAY DO I GET A BLOWJOB?" in plain text across the front. No graphics, no subtlety, no ambiguity.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable.

Is this a good gag gift for someone's birthday?

It's a perfect birthday gag gift. The kind of present that gets a reaction before the person even finishes reading it.

Will this shirt offend people?

Almost certainly. That's the whole point.

What colors is it available in?

Black or white.