It's Not A K-Hole It's A K-Home Tee (BACKPRINT)

The It's Not A K-Hole It's A K-Home tee from Unethical Threads is a ketamine joke for people who get it. A perfectly content horse and the best reframe in pharmacology, printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've heard the phrase and laughed instead of Googling it. The festival crowd, the after-party crowd, the "I'll explain it to my parents never" crowd.

This is absurdist wordplay tee territory. Dark humor, rave humor, the kind of shirt that pairs well with sunglasses indoors. The horse knows what's up. You know what's up. Leave it at that.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after a few washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because good jokes come in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird going on up top
• DTG printed for color that stays where you put it
• Back print design, so the person behind you gets the joke first

Can I give this as a gift?

Only if you know your audience. This is not a "safe" gift. This is an "I know exactly who you are" gift.

If the person you're buying for would see a horse and a K-Home pun and immediately put it on, you found their shirt. If they'd need the joke explained, maybe get them socks.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the design look like?
A content-looking horse with the text "It's Not A K-Hole It's A K-Home" printed on the back of the tee. Absurdist, dry, and exactly as weird as it sounds.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
DTG (direct-to-garment) printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top. It holds up.

Does this come in different colors?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your soul.

Is this shirt actually about ketamine?
It's a wordplay tee. If you know, you know. If you don't, it's just a happy horse.