It's Not A K-Hole It's A K-Home Tee

The It's Not A K-Hole It's A K-Home tee from Unethical Threads is absurdist wordplay featuring a suspiciously relaxed horse. The kind of graphic tee that gets a double take at the bar, then a laugh, then another double take. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears a ketamine joke shirt?

People who think wordplay is a personality trait. Festival people, rave people, the friend in every group chat who sends the message that kills the conversation for a full thirty seconds before someone replies "lmfao."

If you've ever described yourself as "chaotic neutral" with a straight face, this is your uniform. The horse on the front is doing the heavy lifting here, and honestly it looks like it's having a better day than most of us.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S to 4XL, because bodies and bad decisions come in all sizes
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird going on
• DTG printed so the art stays sharp and the horse stays unbothered
• Available in black or white, pick whichever matches your energy

Can you actually gift this to someone?

Only if you know them. This is not a "I didn't know what to get you" gift. This is a "I know exactly who you are" gift.

Works for birthdays, White Elephant, or any occasion where you want to confirm that you and the recipient share the same broken sense of humor. If you're second-guessing whether they'd laugh, they're probably the wrong person. But the right person? They'll never take it off.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the It's Not A K-Hole It's A K-Home tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white. Two options, both solid choices.

Will the print fade or crack?

Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the design holds up and the horse stays put.

Is this shirt actually about ketamine?

It's a wordplay tee. The shirt says what it says. You either get it or you ask someone who does.

How should I wash this?

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The print doesn't need babying. Just skip the bleach unless you want a whole new shirt.