Its Not A Pimp Walk Its Gout Tee

The Its Not A Pimp Walk Its Gout tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's limped into a room and watched people assume they were just feeling themselves. It's gout humor. Self-deprecating, medically accurate, and a hit with anyone who's been there.

Who actually wears a gout shirt?

People who've earned it. You don't buy this unless you or someone you love has stared at a swollen big toe at 3 AM wondering what they did to deserve this.

Gout is one of those conditions that sounds made up until it happens to you. Then suddenly you're the person at the cookout who can't wear closed-toe shoes and walks like they're being followed by a camera crew. The Its Not A Pimp Walk Its Gout tee lets you get ahead of the questions. Wear it to the rheumatologist. Wear it to Thanksgiving. Your family already knows.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial and holds its shape
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (gout doesn't discriminate and neither does the sizing)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the color doesn't bail on you
• Front print with a small collar detail, because if you're going to announce your medical history you might as well commit

Is this a good gift for someone with gout?

It's the best gout gift. Better than a cherry juice subscription and infinitely better than unsolicited dietary advice.

If someone you know just got diagnosed (or has been limping around for years pretending it's fine), this is the move. It says "I see your suffering and I think it's a little funny." Which is honestly the most loving thing you can do for someone hobbling around the house in one sock. Great for dads, grandpas, or that friend who keeps posting about their uric acid levels.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt only for people who have gout?
No, but it hits different if you do. It's also a popular gift for anyone recently diagnosed or deep in the flare-up lifestyle.

What sizes does the Its Not A Pimp Walk Its Gout tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable across the board.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and you're good.

Is this shirt offensive?
Only to people who've never had gout. If you've lived it, this is solidarity. If you haven't, mind your business.