I've Been Offered Drugs And Alcohol More Than Hugs Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I've Been Offered Drugs And Alcohol More Than Hugs tee is a deadpan status report printed on the back of the shirt. Unethical Threads put it on heavyweight cotton because some truths deserve a proper canvas. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've done the math. You know the type.

They showed up to every gathering, got offered every substance on the periodic table, and somewhere along the way noticed the hugs column on their personal spreadsheet looking pretty thin. This shirt is for the self-aware ones. The people who can laugh at the tally because the alternative isn't really their style.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up to the emotional weight of this statement
• Unisex regular fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that lasts longer than most of your relationships
• Back print design, so people read it as you walk away. Fitting.

Is this a good gift?

One of the best, actually.

If you know someone who'd read this shirt and think "that's just my Tuesday," hand it over. Perfect for the emotionally unavailable friend, the sarcastic coworker, or anyone who processes their feelings through dark humor and graphic tees. It says "I see you" without making it weird.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex regular fit that works for everyone.

Is the design on the front or the back?

It's on the back. The whole point is that people read it as you're leaving.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care tag and it stays the size you ordered.

Is this shirt actually about drugs?

It's about the hugs you didn't get. The drugs are just context.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your outlook.