*NEW* Jew Jitsu Tee

The Jew Jitsu Tee from Unethical Threads pairs martial arts and Jewish humor in a way your synagogue newsletter never would. If you train BJJ or just appreciate a good pun with some teeth, this one's for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who roll, people who kvetch, and people who do both at the same time. This shirt hits with the BJJ crowd, the Jewish humor crowd, and the beautiful overlap that's been waiting for someone to finally make this. It's a Venn diagram and you're standing right in the middle of it.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper handout from a strip mall dojo
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because we're not animals
• DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the graphic doesn't crack, peel, or disappear after a few washes
• Pairs well with black belts, bagels, and bad decisions

Is this going to offend someone?

Probably. That's sort of the point. Unethical Threads doesn't make shirts for people who need a content warning before a pun. If your sense of humor requires a permission slip, this isn't your brand. But if you laughed before you even clicked, welcome home.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Jew Jitsu tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for pretty much every body type.

Is the print going to fade or crack?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the graphic stays sharp wash after wash.

Can I wear this to BJJ class?

You can wear it anywhere you want. Whether your training partners appreciate it is between you and them.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If they laughed at the title, yes. If they didn't, you already know the answer.

How do I pick the right size?

Go with your normal tee size. The fit is relaxed, not boxy. If you're between sizes, size up.