Jice Nugs Tee

The Jice Nugs Tee from Unethical Threads is a nice jugs spoonerism printed in big block letters on a shirt. Just text, no graphics, maximum deniability. The kind of joke that rewards the people paying attention and sails right over everyone else.

Is this actually safe to wear in public?

Technically, yes. The words "Jice Nugs" don't mean anything. That's the whole point.

It's two nonsense words on a shirt. Your grandmother will squint at it and move on. Your coworker who thinks about things for too long will figure it out at lunch and choke on their sandwich. The nice jugs joke is there for anyone who wants to find it, but it's not printed on a billboard. It's printed in code.

• Heavyweight cotton with actual substance, not that tissue-paper stuff that disintegrates in the dryer
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck. Classic. No explanation needed.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the letters stay crisp and don't crack or peel
• Available in black or white. Two options. Less is more.

Does this work as a gift?

If they laugh at innuendo and appreciate a good spoonerism, the Jice Nugs Tee will land perfectly.

Not sure whether they'd get the nice jugs wordplay? That's actually a useful filter. The shirt self-selects its audience. Give it to someone who gets it and you're a legend. Give it to someone who doesn't and you've got a story either way.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Jice Nugs" mean?

It's a spoonerism of "nice jugs." The first letters are swapped so it reads as nonsense until you say it out loud or look twice.

What sizes does the Jice Nugs Tee come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.

What colors are available?

Black or white. That's it.

Will the print crack or fade?

The DTG print holds up well through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

Is this shirt offensive?

Only if you figure out the joke. And at that point, you're in on it.