Jimothy Seattles Most Wanted Tee

The Jimothy Seattles Most Wanted Tee from Unethical Threads is a full old-west wanted poster for Seattle's most notorious raccoon. The charges: snack theft, dumpster trespassing, public cuteness. The reward: one hot dog. Unofficial fan-made merch for the trash panda that broke the internet.

Who's buying a raccoon wanted poster shirt?

People who saw Jimothy waddle across a parking lot and immediately understood he was the most important public figure in Seattle.

Trash panda fans, western aesthetic people, and anyone who believes frontier justice should be applied to small round animals. If you've described a raccoon as "illegally cute," this is your uniform. Seattle locals wear it as Ballard neighborhood pride, but honestly, Jimothy transcended zip codes weeks ago.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually survives your laundry habits
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because Jimothy's fan base is literally everyone
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print locks in every scorched edge and woodcut line on the poster. No cracking, no fading
• Front print only. The back is for your posture problems

Is this official Jimothy merch?

No. This is unofficial, fan-made merch. Not licensed, not endorsed, not affiliated with any person, organization, or raccoon.

This is a love letter to a viral raccoon whose rap sheet includes snack theft and public cuteness, with a bounty of one hot dog. The wanted poster is obviously a joke. Approach with caution. He probably has your snacks.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a real wanted poster?
No. Jimothy's crimes (snack theft, dumpster trespassing, public cuteness) are not prosecutable offenses. The one hot dog reward is also not legally binding.

What sizes does the Jimothy shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print fade or crack?
DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. The wanted poster detail holds up through plenty of wash cycles.

Who is Jimothy the raccoon?
Jimothy is a real raccoon in Seattle's Ballard neighborhood who went viral in July 2026. He has short spine syndrome, which gives him his signature round, compact look. The internet lost its collective mind.

Is this shirt affiliated with the city of Seattle?
No. This is unofficial fan-made merch. Not affiliated with any person, city government, or especially adorable wildlife.