Jimothy The Raccoon Structural Integrity Tee (BACKPRINT)

Jimothy The Raccoon Structural Integrity Tee is a full back print from Unethical Threads, built like band merch for Seattle's most structurally compromised viral raccoon. Death-metal poster art on the back, nothing on the front. This is how the joke was supposed to land.

Is this actually band merch?

Not technically. But it should be. The layout is classic tour tee: blank front, entire back covered in a thrash-poster portrait of Jimothy the raccoon in stark black-and-white birch forest with "STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY" in dripping horror-red lettering. It looks like Jimothy headlined a sold-out show and this was the merch table situation. This is unofficial fan-made merch, not licensed by, endorsed by, or affiliated with any individual or organization.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (Jimothy is inclusive)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that actually survives your laundry habits
• Full back print, completely blank front, as the genre demands

Will people ask me about the raccoon on my back?

Yes. Constantly. Jimothy the raccoon went viral out of Seattle's Ballard neighborhood in 2026 for having short spine syndrome, which gives him that impossibly round, compact shape the entire internet lost its mind over. Fan art, murals, tattoos, an honorary degree from UW. Hot Jimothy Summer is real.

If you know, you know. If you don't, the shirt still goes hard as standalone trash panda metal art. Either way you win.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Jimothy raccoon shirt?

It's a heavyweight graphic tee with a thrash-metal styled portrait of Jimothy, the viral Seattle raccoon with short spine syndrome, printed across the entire back. The front is completely blank.

Who is Jimothy the raccoon?

Jimothy is a wild raccoon in Seattle's Ballard neighborhood who went viral in 2026 for his short spine syndrome, which gives him a distinctly round, compact shape. The internet adopted him immediately.

Is this official Jimothy merch?

No. This is unofficial fan-made merch. It is not licensed, endorsed, or affiliated with any individual or organization.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The full design is on the back. The front is completely blank, like a classic band tour tee.