Jizz 'Em With The Tism Tee

The Jizz 'Em With The Tism Tee from Unethical Threads is the bootleg your group chat would make of the internet's favorite autism meme. One letter changed, significantly worse. You already know if this is for you.

Who is this shirt actually for?

People who saw "rizz em with the tism" and immediately thought it could be worse.

The Venn diagram of autistic, self-aware, and terminally online. Your special interest has a special interest and you've been called "too much" by people who were not enough. This is the shirt for that energy, in black or white.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're unhinged but not a V-neck person
• DTG printed so the colors don't peel off after three washes like a cheap bumper sticker
• Available in black or white

Is this making fun of autistic people?

No. Not even a little.

"The tism" is in-group slang autistic people use about themselves. The original "rizz em with the tism" meme is autistic people celebrating the traits neurotypicals find "too much": hyperfixation, going way too deep on something nobody asked about, unshakeable confidence about an extremely specific topic. This shirt just took that meme and made it filthier. The wearer is autistic and fully in on the joke.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt making fun of autism?

No. "The tism" is in-group slang autistic people use about themselves. This is autistic humor by and for autistic people, not a joke at anyone's expense.

What does "jizz em with the tism" mean?

It's a one-letter swap on the viral autistic-community meme "rizz em with the tism." The original means winning people over with your autistic traits and intensity. This version changed one letter and took it somewhere much cruder. That's the whole gag.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck.

Does the print fade or crack?

DTG printing keeps the design locked in. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it'll hold up longer than your last hyperfixation.

What colors is the Jizz 'Em With The Tism Tee available in?

Black or white.