John's Drive-In Lay Pipe Every Saturday Night Tee

The John's Drive-In Lay Pipe Every Saturday Night tee is Unethical Threads doing what it does best: taking something your grandpa would've seen on a roadside sign and making it completely unwearable to Thanksgiving dinner. Retro drive-in aesthetic, filthy subtext, heavyweight cotton.

Who actually wears this?

People who think double entendres are the highest form of comedy. Which, honestly, they kind of are.

This is the shirt you throw on for a Saturday night out when you want your outfit to do the talking (and the flirting) for you. The retro drive-in look gives it just enough plausible deniability that you can play dumb when someone reads it twice. You won't, but you could.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a shirt, not a tissue paper marketing experiment
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're classy like that
• DTG printed so the colors survive every wash cycle your mom warned you about
• Made for Saturday nights, acceptable on Sundays if you're brave

Is this a good gift?

It's an incredible gift for the right person and a friendship-ending one for the wrong person.

If the recipient has ever texted you a joke that made you look around to see if anyone saw your phone, this is their shirt. If they clutch pearls at brunch, maybe grab them a candle instead. The John's Drive-In Lay Pipe Every Saturday Night tee is the kind of present that tells someone you really know them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want. It'll hold up.

What does lay pipe mean on this shirt?
You already know. That's why you're here.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. Plumbing company? Absolutely. Corporate office? That's between you and HR.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Pipe layers come in all sizes.