Jokes On You I Like To Be Choked Tee

The Jokes On You I Like To Be Choked tee from Unethical Threads is for people who win arguments by saying the one thing nobody was prepared for. Available in black or white, unisex S through 4XL. Consent-forward adult humor for the genuinely unbothered.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been told they're "a lot" and took it as a compliment.

If someone tries to intimidate you and your first instinct is to make it weird for them, this is your uniform. It reads exactly how you'd say it out loud, which is the whole point.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not tissue paper
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you already have enough going on
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't bail after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely. If you know someone whose response to a threat is "promise?", this is the most thoughtful thing you'll ever put in a gift bag. Works for birthdays, gag gifts, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of that one friend. They'll know exactly why you picked it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Jokes On You I Like To Be Choked tee come in?
Unisex sizing from S to 4XL. The relaxed fit runs true to size.

Is this shirt offensive?
It's cheeky, not cruel. The wearer is the one making the declaration here. If that's too much for someone, that's kind of the point.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white.

Will the print fade after washing?
DTG printing holds up. Follow the care instructions and it stays sharp.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on your workplace and how much you enjoy HR conversations.