Karma Is Like 69 You Get What You Give Tee

The Karma Is Like 69 You Get What You Give Tee from Unethical Threads takes the golden rule and drags it somewhere filthy. It's a karma joke and a sex joke at once, printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anyone who thinks karma and innuendo belong in the same sentence.

Honestly, this shirt finds its people fast. It gets a knowing nod from strangers and an eye roll from your mom. That's the sweet spot for most of our customers. If your sense of humor has ever made someone uncomfortable at a family dinner, welcome home.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper apology
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because good humor has no size limit
• Crew neck, because we're classy like that
• DTG print that bonds ink into the fabric, so it won't crack, peel, or ghost you after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Yes. Full stop.

If you know someone whose sense of humor lives in the gutter and whose moral compass is, let's say, flexible, this is the move. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or as a passive-aggressive reminder that the universe is always keeping score. Pair it with a straight face when they open it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Karma Is Like 69 tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true to size.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. Pick your side.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the point. If you're worried about offending people, this might not be your brand.

Is the material thin and cheap?

Nope. Heavyweight cotton with real heft. It doesn't go see-through after one wash.