Keep Rubbing You Might Get Your Wish Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Keep Rubbing You Might Get Your Wish tee is an innuendo-loaded back print from Unethical Threads. A genie lamp joke that lands exactly where your mind already went. Available in black or white, S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think subtlety is overrated. The kind of person who gets the joke before you finish telling it, then makes it worse.

You probably already know if you're the target audience. If you saw "keep rubbing" and immediately thought of a genie lamp, sure, that's technically one reading. This shirt lives in the gap between what you said and what everyone heard.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a costume prop
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because innuendo is size-inclusive
• Crew neck, classic cut, no surprises up front (the back handles that)
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your last relationship
• Back print design, so people behind you get the punchline first

Is This a Good Gift?

If you know the person well enough, absolutely. The kind of gift that gets unwrapped and immediately modeled.

Honestly, if you have to wonder whether they'll laugh or file a complaint, grab a gift card instead. But for the friend who sends texts you have to screenshot, the coworker who makes the whole table go silent at lunch, or the partner who appreciates a low-effort, high-chaos present? This is it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so you get to make your entrance before people read what's behind you.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Sizes S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or peel after washing?

DTG printing holds color and stays smooth through washes. Turn it inside out, wash cold, tumble dry low.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, go for it. If not, at least it'll be a memorable last day.