Keep Rubbing You Might Get Your Wish Tee

The Keep Rubbing You Might Get Your Wish Tee from Unethical Threads says the quiet part out loud, right on your chest. Your brain went there before you finished reading the title, and now your shirt can too. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in their group chat's humor rankings and decided the rest of the world should know.

If you're the type who drops a perfectly timed innuendo at Thanksgiving and watches the table split between laughter and uncomfortable silence, this tee makes it official. Wear it to brunch, to the gym, to that family gathering where your aunt already pretends you don't exist.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't go see-through (your coworkers are welcome)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed, so the colors stay put longer than most of your decisions
• Runs true to size, but the size chart is there if you need it

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone whose humor would get them fired from most corporate jobs, yes.

This is the gift that says 'I see you, I accept you, and I'm enabling you.' Works for birthdays, white elephants, or any occasion where you want to be remembered as the person who brought the best present. Just know that wrapping it won't hide the energy.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Keep Rubbing You Might Get Your Wish Tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt good quality or will it fall apart?

Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The colors hold up and the fabric doesn't thin out on you.

Does this come in other colors?

Black and white. Two solid options, no wrong answers.

Is this a good gift for someone with a dirty sense of humor?

If they laugh at things they probably shouldn't, absolutely. This is the gift that says you truly understand who they are as a person.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the cotton fibers, so it won't crack, peel, or fade.