AAA Ketamine Girls T Shirt

The Ketamine Girls tee from Unethical Threads is for people who got the joke before anyone had to explain it. Girls in horse heads. You either know or you don't, and if you're still confused, this probably isn't your shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People with a specific sense of humor and a casual relationship with good taste. The kind of person who sends memes in group chats that get reactions but no replies.

You wear this out and the right people find you. The wrong people avoid you. Both of those outcomes are a win.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your decisions
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed so the colors hold up longer than your last relationship
• Pre-shrunk, fits the same after every wash

Is this actually a good gift?

Honestly, yes. If you know someone who'd laugh at the Ketamine Girls concept, handing them this shirt is better than a card.

If you're not sure they'd laugh, maybe stick with a gift card. This one requires a specific kind of friendship.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Ketamine Girls shirt offensive?

It's a shirt with girls in horse heads. It's not for everyone, and that's the point. If you have to ask, you probably already know your answer.

What sizes does the Ketamine Girls tee come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll outlast most of your other decisions.

Is this a good gift for someone with dark humor?

If they'd laugh at girls wearing horse heads on a t-shirt, yes. If you're not sure, you already know the answer.