Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories Want To Work Out Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories Want To Work Out tee is a fake fitness fact doing double duty as a pickup line, printed on the back where it hits hardest. From Unethical Threads. Available in black or white, for when your personality needs backup.

Who's Actually Going to Wear This?

People who think flirting should come with a calorie count. This is gym-bro energy meets terrible Tinder opener energy, and honestly, that Venn diagram is a circle.

If you've ever said "want to work out?" with a completely straight face knowing full well you didn't mean cardio, this shirt already belongs to you. The 6.7 calories thing is scientifically dubious at best, but accuracy was never the point.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle a gym bag, a bar stool, and whatever bad decisions you make between the two
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL, because bad ideas come in every size
• Crew neck, because you're only exposing your personality here
• DTG print for color that doesn't bail after a few washes
• Design on the back, so people read it as you walk away (dramatic)

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Yes. Immediately yes.

For the friend who treats the gym like a singles mixer. For the partner who thinks "want to work out?" counts as foreplay. For yourself, because self-gifting is valid and you deserve a shirt that does some of the heavy lifting (6.7 calories worth, allegedly). The backprint means they won't see the joke coming until they put it on. That's peak gift energy.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories" mean?

It's a wildly specific fake fitness stat used as a pickup line. The number sounds just real enough to be convincing and just fake enough to be funny. That's the whole bit.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

It's on the back. The front stays clean so you can maintain plausible deniability until someone reads it behind you.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for basically everybody.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing holds up through regular wash cycles. Just don't iron directly on the print unless you enjoy ruining nice things.

Does this come in black or white?

Both. Pick whichever matches your level of audacity.