Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories Want To Work Out Tee

The Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories Want To Work Out tee is Unethical Threads doing what it does best: turning a terrible pickup line into something you can actually wear. Part flirty, part delusional, available in black or white.

Who's actually wearing this to the gym?

More people than you'd expect. This tee sits right between "I work out" and "I'm hitting on you," which turns out to be a surprisingly crowded place.

Throw it on when you want the shirt to do the flirting. The Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories line handles the heavy lifting so your personality doesn't have to.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't betray you by going see-through
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the design stays sharp, not cracked
• Comes in black or white (pick your fighter)

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely, if the person you're buying for thinks they're smooth. Terrible choice for your mother-in-law (unless she's cool, in which case, respect).

The Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories Want To Work Out tee works for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or just telling someone you like them in the most unserious way possible. What you do with it after checkout is your problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable regardless of how you're built.

Does the print crack or fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the design intact. Just follow the care label and skip the dryer on high.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

Depends entirely on where you work. If you have an HR department, maybe save it for casual Friday.

Can I actually wear this to the gym?

You can wear it anywhere. The gym just happens to make the joke land harder.

Is this a good Valentine's Day gift?

It's a perfect Valentine's Day gift for someone with a sense of humor. For everyone else, there's jewelry.