Kitten Needs A Fucking Cigarette Tee

The Kitten Needs A Fucking Cigarette tee is Unethical Threads at its most relatable. Because some days you're not the person in the yoga pants with the green juice. You're the cat who just needs a smoke.

Who actually wears this?

People who love cats but aren't precious about it. The kind of person who talks to their cat like it's a coworker they tolerate.

If you've ever looked at your cat at 2 AM and thought "same," this shirt already makes sense to you. Cat people get it. Everyone else will figure it out or they won't, and honestly either outcome is fine.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay put through the wash cycle (unlike your will to live)
• Pre-shrunk, because surprises belong on the design, not in the dryer

Is this a good gift for a cat person?

Yes. Next question.

Okay fine, more detail. It's a perfect gift for any cat person with a sense of humor, which is most of them. Cats are inherently unhinged animals and their owners know it. Wrap it, don't wrap it, throw it in a gift bag from the dollar store. The shirt does the heavy lifting.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually offensive?

It's a cat that needs a cigarette. If that offends you, you've lived a very sheltered life. Most people will laugh, and the ones who don't weren't going to be fun anyway.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for basically every body type.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash it inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.

Can I wear this around kids?

That's between you and whatever parenting style you've committed to. We just make the shirts.