*NEW* Lajewbu Labubu Tee

The Lajewbu tee from Unethical Threads takes the Labubu obsession and runs it straight through the chosen people filter. If you've been deep in the Labubu meme trenches, this one needs no explanation. If you haven't, honestly, keep scrolling.

Who's actually buying this?

People whose group chats would get them investigated. The Lajewbu hits hardest with the chronically online crowd who saw the Labubu craze and immediately thought "this needs to be more offensive." You collect niche memes the way normal people collect hobbies, and your wardrobe should reflect that.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because bad taste comes in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut, no surprises
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your friendships
• Machine washable (your browser history, however, is not)

Will this get me in trouble?

Probably. That's kind of the whole deal. The Lajewbu isn't for people who play it safe. Wear it around people who get dark humor, or wear it around people who don't and enjoy the chaos.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually offensive?

It's not for the easily rattled. If the name alone made you gasp, this probably isn't your brand. We have other shirts. They're also offensive.

What is a Labubu?

A collectible doll that took over the internet. If you don't already know, the joke on this shirt loses about 80% of its power. Google it, then come back.

Does this shirt shrink?

Minimal shrinkage if you follow care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Treat it better than you treat your relationships.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Everyone's welcome at this particular table.

Is this a good gift?

Only if you know the person's sense of humor. This is a "you get it or you don't" kind of shirt. Don't gift it to a coworker unless you're fine with an HR meeting.