Land Of The Free Home Of The 9-5 Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Land Of The Free Home Of The 9-5 Tee is a back-print graphic tee from Unethical Threads. Full-color patriotic lettering across the back, available in black or white. For anyone whose liberty technically includes two weeks of PTO.

Who wears this to work?

People with direct deposit and a strong opinion about their alarm clock.

The design sits across the upper back in red, white, and blue sign-painter lettering, with "HOME OF THE 9-5" in smaller type underneath like fine print nobody reads. Front is blank. The whole joke only lands as you walk away.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not the see-through stuff.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors don't ghost after a few wash cycles.
• Available in black or white, depending on your general disposition.

Does this work as a gift?

If you saw the title and immediately thought of a specific person, that's your answer.

It lands for birthdays, retirements (especially retirements), corporate going-away parties, or the person in your life who says "happy Monday" with exactly enough sarcasm that HR can't quite flag it. If they've ever described their weekend as "too short," they'll get this.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back print look like?
Full-color patriotic lettering in red, white, and blue with a sign-painter style. "LAND OF THE FREE" in bold block letters up top, "HOME OF THE 9-5" in smaller type underneath. The front of the shirt is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Is the print going to fade?
No. DTG printing locks the colors in. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.

Does this shirt come in other colors?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your outlook.