AAA Lasagna Del Rey T Shirt

Unethical Threads presents the Lasagna Del Rey tee, a shirt for people whose brains work exactly like this. You hear the name, you think the food, you wear the joke. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, sizes S to 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who can't hear a celebrity name without immediately turning it into a food pun. If your group chat is 40% memes and 60% unhinged word associations, you're the target demo.

This shirt doesn't try hard. It just landed perfectly and everyone in the room knows it. It's the kind of thing where someone glances at your chest, pauses, and then either laughs or silently respects you. Both outcomes are a win.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're not reinventing necklines here
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that survives your laundry habits
• Preshrunk, so it fits the same on day one and day one hundred

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift that says "I know exactly who you are and I'm not sorry."

Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. That specificity is the whole point. If you can picture the person's face when they open it, you already know.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about Lana Del Rey?

It's about Lasagna Del Rey. Completely different person. One makes dreamy pop music, the other is a layered Italian dish. Any resemblance is purely delicious.

What sizes does the Lasagna Del Rey shirt come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so no need to size up unless you just housed an actual lasagna.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Preshrunk heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it keeps its shape and color.

Is this a good gift for a Lana Del Rey fan?

If they have a sense of humor, absolutely. If they run a Lana fan account with zero irony, maybe read the room first.