Legalize Cocaine 25' Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Legalize Cocaine 25' Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly as unhinged as it sounds. Backprint design, so they won't know what hit them until you walk away. This is the shirt for people who think the war on drugs lost.

Who actually wears this?

If you've ever said something at a party that made the whole room go quiet, this is your uniform. The Legalize Cocaine 25' backprint hits different when you're walking away from a conversation you just ruined.

It's for the friend everyone loves but nobody invites to work events. The person who brings up policy at Thanksgiving and somehow makes it funny. You know who you are.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a gas station impulse buy
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (the only conservative thing about this shirt)
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud even when your reputation doesn't
• Backprint placement, because the best exits leave a lasting impression

Is this actually going to offend people?

Yes. That's sort of the whole point.

Some people will laugh. Some people will write a paragraph about you on Nextdoor. Either way, you're not getting ignored. Unethical Threads doesn't make wallflower apparel. If you wanted subtle, you clicked on the wrong store.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for pretty much everybody.

Where is the print on this shirt?
It's a backprint. The design is on the back of the shirt. Front is blank.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is this a good gift?
If the person you're buying for has a sense of humor and possibly a lawyer on retainer, absolutely.