Legalize Drunk Driving Tee (Black)

The Legalize Drunk Driving tee from Unethical Threads is the shirt your designated driver doesn't want you wearing. It says what it says. If you need the joke explained, this probably isn't your brand.

Who actually wears this?

Your funniest friend. Your most unfiltered coworker. The guy at the cookout who says the thing everyone else was thinking.

This tee lives in the overlap between questionable decisions and great taste in shirts. It's for people who treat the group chat like a competitive sport and have never once been accused of playing it safe.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promo tee
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, the big boys eat too)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are a different kind of questionable decision
• DTG printed graphic so the design stays sharp after your mom inevitably washes it trying to destroy the evidence
• Black colorway, naturally

Is this a good gift?

It's the best gift. Nothing says "I know exactly who you are as a person" like handing someone a Legalize Drunk Driving shirt.

Perfect for birthdays, white elephants, or just reminding your friends you pay attention to their worst opinions. If they've ever said something that made the whole table go quiet, this is their shirt.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Legalize Drunk Driving shirt satire?

It's a real shirt with a satirical message. Unethical Threads makes dark humor apparel. We are not lobbying congress.

What sizes does the Legalize Drunk Driving tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works on every body type.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

No. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the cotton fibers, so the graphic stays sharp through every wash cycle.

Is this a good gift for someone with dark humor?

It's the perfect gift for anyone who makes the group chat uncomfortable. If they laugh at things they shouldn't, this is their shirt.